who knows?

The Jacksons plastic surgery bill total alone could probably allow me to rent a fabulous vacation home/compound in the south of France for the next 20 years.  Did Latoya and Michael get twin nose jobs?  Do you think the doctor intended for their noses to look like that?  Janet is still pretty, but that brow lift and eye work she got a while back was horrific so either it's relaxed a little bit, or she's had it revised.

Here are candid pictures of 4 people with their actual ages when the pictures were taken.  They all look amazing and really young to me....and not plastic.  I don't doubt that a lil' Botox has helped out...but what else are these people doing?

Lara Flynn Boyle must be in some bad plastic surgery patient protection program because I can't find a recent picture of our favorite ano fishy.  I was shocked to look at a pictureof her taken in 1990... she is almost unrecognizable today (well, she was as of the last swollen pictures I could find.)  If anyone has seen any more recent pics, please send them over.   I hope it all turned out well, but I'm a bit doubtful, as I think we would've seen more of her since.

Well, our American PS queen Cindy Jackson (47 documented surgeries) is about to lose the precious title of Most Plastic Surgeries in the Guiness Book of World Records to a Brazillian lovely (well, she could look like Jocelyn Wildenstein) named Angela Bismarchi. Angela is a star in Brazil for caring so much about her looks and unabashedly having more and more cosmetic surgeries. I couldn't even find a full list online, but her 44th PS will be to restore her hymen for her wedding night to her 2nd plastic surgeon hubby. Her first plastic surgeon hubby was shot mysteriously. El Scandalo!

Here she is before any surgery and then 42ish surgeries later before her asian eyelid surgery (really she doesn't look too bad considering what I've seen walking around Beverly Hills):

And here she is at Mardi Gras after the Asian eyelid surgery (with a temporary nylon cord):

By the way, she is 36.

I don't know if I really believe that Demi Moore has had a lot of facial PS, other than some peels and preventative aging treatments. I just want to know what was in those peels and treatments! She and Madonna are close so maybe they share doctors? Here's a series of pictures of her over the decades. I couldn't even order them for sure without the hair to help me:

I think she looks GREAT for her age! What has she had done?