botox

No doubt about it, Madonna looks great for 50!  Even with overly inflated cheeks and a gaunt lower face she still looks great....BUT one of her doctors (or PlasticTastic friends) needs to tell her that her hands need addressing via fat grafting or thermage or fraxel or something!  Chris K, the next time you lunch with Madge/Ester/Madonna could you please tell her to finish activating her account here?  Her low body fat is not doing any favors for this often neglected tell tale sign of aging.

I think Kathy Griffin has a fantastic sense of humor.  She seems down to Earth, irreverent, and like she'd be a very cool person to have cocktails and joke around with.  Having said that, I do not approve of the browlift.  I think Terri Hatcher's surgeon must've gotten to her...looks like similar work, no?  I think that they were high enough before.  Now she's starting to look like this guy:

Here are candid pictures of 4 people with their actual ages when the pictures were taken.  They all look amazing and really young to me....and not plastic.  I don't doubt that a lil' Botox has helped out...but what else are these people doing?

Well, for the first time I've finally found a picture of Demi where she almost looks her age.  Here is 45 year old Demi making me feel less awful for actually looking my age.  A lil' Botox to the under eyes and she'll put me right back into my misery.

The first time I ever saw The Real Housewives of the OC I thought Lauri Waring was really pretty.  The next time I saw it I noticed there were a few bad angles.  The time after that (okay, I was addicted) I thought she looked a little off and couldn't identify the issue.  I think it's that her upper lip doesn't move when she talks.  I still think she's very pretty, I just wish I understood more what the 'off' factor is... maybe a bad lip lift or a congenital problem?

Poor Bruce Jenner. A friend of mine asked me if he was the victim of a fire and then told me he now looks like an old lesbian. I think he just had a chemical peel, but things look pretty depressing. What could he have done differently to turn back the clock a bit?

"Suspicious Minds" might think that Priscilla has overdone it a bit with her anti-aging regimen. When her face is moving something looks a bit off. It is rumored that she went to Dr. Daniel Serrano (or "Doctor Jiffy Lube") around 2003. Apparently Serrano was a good-looking Argentinian who gave some of Hollywood's most famous leading ladies what he claimed were miracle injections that worked better than Botox. Wouldn't you think that these women would have done a little more research? Serrano did not have a license to practice medicine in the US and used low-grade silicone similar to auto parts lubricant which caused lumps and loss of movement in many of his patients...er victims.

I've seen several pictures of Nicole's lips looking ri"duck"ulous, but in this 'after' pic taken while she is pregnant I think she looks good and the new lips suit her. I wonder if she had Silikon 1000 or Artecoll. And I also like her face more now that some of the Botox has worn off a bit. Pretty!